Anne__Boleyn

Hello fellow humans! (Don't worry I won't bring CAPTCHA "I'm not a robot" thing into this).
This is your Queen ♛ speaking. well, typing. You get the drift.
So, the "About Me" section. Hmm. That means you'll stay here all night. Just kidding. Long story short (almost but not quite) :
My real name is Anne. So you can call me. Anne. Shocking, I know.
Some of you might know me; For the rest of you who do not : nice to make your acquaintance
I was a cam model on and off for 3 and a half years, til the beginning of 2017. And now.
Here's Johnny! I'm back.
I am a Non-Nude cam model - Like a Phoenix, rising from the ashes (READ BELOW IN MY FAQ FOR MORE INFO AND BABBLING)
. and I am here because I am a perverted 'daughter of a gun' and with the tokens you guys tip me, I want to buy a big ass dildo as long and thick as 5 cucumbers. Aww , I got you aroused a bit? Am I right? Or am i right. Anyhoosie :) What was I saying?
Oh, yes. Why am I here? I miss it. Oh, and moving soon to France is a big thing as well
So every tip is important and appreciated, especially if it has many 0s at the end of it :) Good one! :)
Usually, I'd create funny poems, or write a witty sarcastic description about my royal hiney, but today is not the day my friends. Today I'll incorporate all of those "brilliant qualities" of mine in a list of FAQ , or just random questions, you people might ask me, except the facts I already presented above.
So continue reading my bio before we torment each other in my room! :)

FAQ . or Nah
1. Did you go to college?
-Yes, for 6 years actually.

2. Do you have a job?
-Yes, I am a dentist. And yes, cam modelling is a job as well.

3. OMG, R U REALLY A DENTIST?
- OMG, Yes.

4. So.why are you on this site? I thought dentists make a lot of money.
- Yes they do, especially if dentists own their own practice/clinic. I am not at that stage yet, but I did pretty well. Why am I here again? Because LIFE. Life happens, people die, other people have to make big life changing decisions. 9 months ago, my life took a 180 degree turn and all of the things that happened starting with that. made me tougher. Enough with the depression. let's move along :D

5. Where you always a Non-Nude model?
- When I first started camming in college, I was very shy, didn't have confidence in myself, but xHamster (oh, the good old days) helped me. So I came out of my shell and starting doing prolapse, and fisting and orgy shows on cam.
No. I was flashing people (not random ones on the street, just members here), danced a lot . like A LOT. teased and.wham bam thank you ma'am , that's it. Boring, I know.
Now, I'm old af, 2 years have passed, I'm almost stepping on my boobs, my back hurts more, if I flash someone I'll catch a cold (good one, jk by the way, my boobs are great. Great I tell you! ).
But seriously, I'm a very talkative person, I consider myself an interesting one as well and now I have the opportunity to choose. The only people who'll stay in my room are the ones who want to have a bit of mental connection with me before taking me to private and become pervs (Hah, good one! *Sidenote : I will be saying "Hah, good one!" a lot, because I think I am a person with a great sense of humour and a big batch of sarcasm. and let's not be modest, I am one. Hah, good one! Cause it was :) )

6. Do you have a boyfriend?/ Are you married?
- Am I asking you if you have a girlfriend? Or a wife? or 5? Or a mistress beside your 5 wives? No. Because here we are all single and ready to mingle. :)
My point was : that's none of your business, since your intimate love life is none of mine.
7. Do you have any hobbies?
- Traveling
- Hiking
- Reading
- Beer
- Cooking + Baking
- Photography
8. Do you have a Lovense/ Domi/ other vibrating thingy youngsters use nowadays?
-No. I have an old ass primitive OhMiBod, which I bought back in my youth, so, that's lame, I guess.

Aaaaaaaand. the greatest question EVERRRR! *drum roll please*
9. Where are you from?
- The same place as you love, since by me answering to that important question, I'll also want to meet you face to face, and date you or just fuck you, and we'll be so happy like two peas in a pod.

And now let's head on to the Fantasy / Sci-Fi possible questions some peasants might have (peasants cause d'oh, I am The Queen, at least til I lose my head) :
10. Did any of your male patients get a hard on while you worked on him?
- *Sighs* Yes, because I look down there, instead of concentrating on not killing the poor guy.
You know what dentists say : "It's not brain surgery unless I slip."

11. Do you rest your boobs on a patient's arm while you're working?
- Unintentionally, sometimes, depends on the procedure. Female doctors have big boobs, in some cases, so it's inevitable, unless they are working in the 12 o'clock position (that is when the pacient's head is between her legs. No, not in that way, you pervy perv :) ).
But some male dentists also have boobs, if they are a bit on the chubby side or just older and unfit, so, you're covered either way.

12. Do you ever dream of having sex with your patients?
- Yes, that is all I ever dream of, cause all of my patients are Brad Pitt in his youth or Alexander Skarsgård,or Jesse Williams and not kids or old people, or women, or normal men with whom I don't want to have sex.

TO DO TO DO TO DO TO DO TO DO TO DO TO DOOOOO (Sing it, the Pink Panther way) in my room :
- Talk to me, don't just sit there watching me like a stalker in a bush, I won't put you on my dental chair and extract your teeth without any anesthesia.
Like a great cam model once said, in 2014 I think (feel free to check me out, I mean. her : https:/xhamster.com/users/anne_boleyn ):
"I don't discriminate.blah blah.I don't care if you're a gold member, grey member, green alien with antennas member ? ( Hah, I think someone read my bio since green members were also created. it was a coincidence, but I consider myself the mastermind :) Hah. Good one), I'll talk to you, cause I'm that kindhearted. and funny.and beautiful.Oh I forgot, and modest of course. "
- Type in English. If you don't know English, then you cannot possibly understand that I just told you to use English in my room :) Oh, the horror.
- Be polite. Not that hard - That's what she said.

Things you shouldN'T DO TO DO TO DO TO DO TO DO in my room :
- Don't be a director. If you really like directing, go to Hollywood.
- Don't tell me what to do. You're not my mom!
- Don't try to bring me down. I'll take you down with me.
- Do not. and I repeat : DO NOT call me: babe, baby and my favorite one : BB
- Don't ask for flashes, or even worse. FREE flashes

PRIVATE SHOWS :
You can and should take me in private 'cause I'm a fucking delight as you can see!
NO anal, NO butthole, prolapse, squirt, anal related stuff: anal toys, fingers and whatnot, NO, not even the tip or whatever you kids do these days.
If you read it all, thank you for the patience.
If you scrolled to the end, shame on you! Go back and read it! :)