dirty69baby

i am a cheerful person single ao what I do I am fascinated by orgasms I love to masturbate I love to have fun I like to have lots of toys I like company to travel I like to meet you I want to have a boyfriend or a love , I like lingerie I like to be erotic ,

1. "I'm like a microwave: easy to turn on, I heat up inside and if you stick a baby in me, I'll kill it."
2. "Certified cuddle monster Warning: may cause a feeling of extreme comfort and a desire to cancel plans."
3. "I give 'Netflix and Chill' a whole new meaning - let's figure out how."
4. "I look for someone to laugh at my jokes and their own texts before hitting send."
5. "Pro tip: never play hide-and-seek with me - you'll never find someone else like me."
6. "I may not be a genius, but I can definitely make your dreams come true - terms and conditions apply."
7. "Slide your finger to the right if you need a bad influence in your life."
8. "I'm the perfect mix of inappropriate and charming - perfect for those who like a challenge.
9. "A lover and a fighter - enjoy long walks from the fridge to the couch."
10. "I'm not very good at advice, but I can offer sarcasm and a good time."