DominikAndDanika

Here to solve the world’s problems one show at a time. With a background in environmental engineering, our goal is to develop a more sustainable, sexy planet for generations to come. Shout out to our Jesus lovers. If you need a reason to go to church, you’ve come to the right place.

What turns me on
Frozen pizza, cookie dough ice cream, deluxe bidets, cringe worthy puns, excessive amounts of groovy lighting, and cooperative board games because Danika is a sore loser which makes my asshole even sorer.

What turns me off
Romantic comedies, wearing underwear, cold showers, a pissed off Dani (she’s terrifying), and bathroom stuff… But if that’s your thing, give Dani a really good joke and she might surprise you.