MsMelyssaxx

serious turn offs!
Top 10 worst things said in free chat (and my answers for
all of them):
1 - "Can you call me daddy?" - If that's what
the police needs for me to single you out in a lineup, sure.
2 - "I have my cam on. Why aren't you getting naked?"
- Please put some underwear on. We're in free chat and
you might be too dumb to be here.
3 - "I would love to fly you out to meet me. I have lots
of money." - I like it, but we should take it slow. Let's
spend a day together in pvt, and then if I like it I'll
consider it. A whole day. Eight hours. In pvt. And I get to
sleep for part of it
4 - "You know you shouldn't smoke." - I also
shouldn't hit you with a hammer, but the smoking relaxes
me and prevents me from doing random acts
5 - "Do you want to go to pvt?" - When you go to a
restaurant, do you ask yourself if you want to eat?
6 - "Do you pee or poo?" - I enjoy doing it in the
privacy of my own bathroom without an audience, especially
after a good meal
7 - "Do you squirt?" - Look at my name again. Notice
how it doesn't say Kitendoesn'tsquirtt?
8 - "Are those tits real?" - Of course not. I take
them off when you're not looking.
9 - "If you show me ass, I'll take you to pvt."
- Dear, you just showed me you're an ass. Now take me
pvt anyway
10 - "Have you ever had a 10 inch cock?" - No, I
haven't. I guess we have something in common, don't
we?
11 - "If I pay for private, and if you are comfortable with this, can I watch you gag yourself really hard with your finger while your completely naked?" - I am not comfortable with this. And by "this", I don't mean you paying for private.
12 - "Show me something and make me hard bb" - Oh dear. Hard?
You're already difficult.
13.dick is better than smoking" - You're totally right. When I light the balls on fire, everything smells like bacon
14."What's your favorite role play?" - I play a sleepy and hungry model, you play a rich man with a sleeping fetish.
15."Can I see your pussy?" - How the hell do I know what your eyes can see? Do you have x-ray vision? I don't know.
16."Do you have any toys?" - I have a ball, and a hula hoop, and a frisbee, and both Barbie and Ken. Ken has no genitals. Remind you of someone?