RalunaVampire

Do you wanna know what is really sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. The hips to grab on to. Confidence, Humbleness. Appetite. Smart-ass comebacks. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent and inoffensive looking lady. Not everyone gets the same version of me. One might tell you I’m a beautiful soul; the other might say I’m a cold-hearted B. Believe them both. I act accordingly!
What turns me on
People who love to eat are always the best people. Those who build up laughter out of inadequate topics. Did I mention the twisted dirty minds, but good hearts? :)
What turns me off
I lose interest when I see rude, critical, argumentative people. Don't be the human version of a headache!